THIS MADE MY DAY!

I do apologize for those of you who have no idea who B$ is, but this takes me back to the SWEET, sweet college days.  Shauna, thanks for letting me steal this without asking---Amberli, Darren, Whitney, Sherri, and all else who know what I am talking about---live it up!

The following has been transcribed DIRECTLY from the mouth of B Money. No one needs to correct the spelling, punctuation, or grammar because I typed it all as it was being dictated to me from B Money. I hope everyone had a Christmas filled with miracles like this one.



I know I am funny…humorous that is. K, Sunday afternoon I was going over to Micah’s at 2 in the afternoon. And…I was stopping by Wendy’s to go by the bathroom and I had my Supersonic Hoody on and the phone slipped out of the pocket and fell into the toilet. And ummm….I didn’t have a phone for 2 days so I walked across the street for a ride from a friend. The guy said he’d give me a ride to the Cricket store. And we… were lookin at the phones, this guy was really obnoxious and ummm he… was rude and he asked us for a ride to his house in Orem, and he was taking forever in line, by the way. And ummm, we were lookin at the different phones, ok and when we got to Orem, I got dropped off at WalMart, Iand I was looking at different jobs in the store, and picked up a newspaper at McDonalds, there’s nothing no newspapers at WalMart, not even a stirring mouse….but people. So, I was looking through the newspaper at McDonalds and there was nothin, so I was looking for money from people. People lent me money, about 8 bucks, I gathered. I went over to McGrath’s fish house, nothing there, went over to the UVSC library, found 1 or 2 openings. I uhhh, got on the bus after I went to Sinclair and I got on the bus and I was headed northbound on Geneva road unexpectedly, cause it was dark and I didn’t know where I was going. And then, I get off this stop at 400 South and these guys on the east side of the street couldn’t give me a ride, so I went to the west side of the street and these ladies wouldn’t give me a ride, neither would the father of these 3 children. This other guy gave me a ride, and he took me home. And he talked about my business with me and my situation with money and stuff and how I needed a new phone and stuff like that. He came to look at my lights and bought some DVD’s from me, the Book of Mormon Movie, Home Teachers, and the Best 2 Years, for $100 bucks. He asked if that was enough and I was like, well, these Capital One guys have been calling me every morning because I owe them money. So he gave me another hundred dollars. And he said how’s that? And I said, well, I have to buy Cameron some presents cause I’m going to Phoenix for Christmas. Then he gave me $100 more and I gave him a big hug and he said “Do me a big favor, do something nice for someone else less fortunate, and pay your tithing to that picture of Jesus” And I went a bought a sweet Cricket Phone at the store for $279 bucks. It shows that prayers in faith are answered. I was praying that morning and I said “Lord, I feel like crap today, if I don’t get 400 or 600 or $800 today I am gonna be so mad”